ey yo my name is dalton/rey/whatever you wanna call me. i am a 16 year old asshole living in ohio! i like theatre, music, fashion, homestuck, thigh-highs, and talking fast when i’m passionate about something. i have a blog and you are on it. seriously talk to me because even though i may seem intimidating and cool to some people (i don’t know how) i am actually just this huge dork. and i will probably enjoy your company. if you’re gonna ask about my sexuality, a) if you didn’t read the about page beforehand, eat a dick. b) technically i’d be bi or pan with a preference for women, but i’m just gonna say people are hot. peoplesexual.
facebook- deets in private
youtube- check it out, homie
have some quadrants, motherfuckers
TESTIMONIES FROM OTHER TUMBLR USERS
hello yes i am rey and i am stupidly good looking at all times and everyone lusts 4 my buns and i answer things on private accidentally a lot
I lost a game of Ruzzle to tumblr user meulinlion 1200-794 points because I was distracted by her charm and good looks. -Attractive pothead from Ohio. -Ridic cheekbones. There’s not much else you need to know.
I am a p. cool prick who aspires to someday be black and realize my place as Kanye West’s one true love. Everyone loves my face even though I don’t. Also my legs also look great in striped tights‽